“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” (Satchel Paige)
A
man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost
me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,”
answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.”
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J.
Michael Shannon is professor of preaching at Cincinnati Bible College in Cincinnati,
OH.
God grant me the
Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run
into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
– from the Humor
Haus newsletter