Q: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Are you kidding! They don’t change burned out lightbulbs. After all, it was
predestined to burn out. How can you fight predestination!?
Q: How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What’s a lightbulb?
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