It’s that time of year when we are starting to get taxes done. How do you know when you picked the wrong folks to help with your taxes?
10. They start referring to you as “the boat payment.”
9. IRS auditors have their own parking spot.
8. You overhear the preparer muttering to himself, “What would Bernie Madoff do?”
7. Corporate mott “Never Convicted!”
6. The preparer is calculating your return by stamping out numbers with his foot.
5. In the parking lot, an IRS agent comes up and asks if you wouldn’t mind wearing a wire.
4. You notice they are doing your return on an Etch-A-Sketch.
3. The preparer claims Fox News and CNN have embedded reporters inside his head.
2. They can replace your muffler at the same time.
1. They have a frequent guest punch card from the folks at “60 Minutes.”
