One Washington Post columnist writes a column each summer with a selection of slogans from T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Md., beach. Here are some favorites:
I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
(On the front) 70 is not old…(On the back) if you’re a tree.
My reality check just bounced.
Life is short. Make fun of it.
I’m not 50. I’m $49.95, plus tax.
It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.
Keep staring—I may do a trick.
My mind works like lightning: one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Live your life so that when you die, the preacher won’t have to lie at your funeral.