This burglar was caught red-handed – or at least frosting-handed.
Police in Alpena, Michigan responded to a homeowners call that an unknown woman was “making a commotion in their kitchen.”
According to an October 21 UPI story, “The homeowner said the woman had knocked over or broken several items, including a tray of cupcakes. Alpena officers and Michigan State Police searched the area and discovered the suspect a few blocks away from the home covered in cake and frosting.
The police report said the woman was "highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs."
The suspect was arrested and charged with unlawful entry and malicious destruction of property. There was no report as to the flavor of the cupcakes.