If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
In any organization, there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. (from Pastor Tim’s Pearly Gate List)