Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Do you think Houdini never locked his keys in his car?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?
When you go into a hotel you always see reception. Why do you never just see ception?
Isn’t it strange that the same people who laugh at fortune tellers take economists seriously?
If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a four legged chicken with its own barcode?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
Why is there always one in every crowd?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?