All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park tourists
(as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff):
1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?
2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
3. Are the bears with collars tame?
4. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?
5. Is it okay to k