A couple had an argument, and now they were driving down a country road, not saying a word. As they passed a barnyard of mules, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
Morris, the loudmouth mechanic, was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes.
Ken Hemphill recalls his college football days and remembers the team was great in the huddle. It just didn't perform when it came time to play. Hemphill used that as an analogy for the church as he presented the Layne Lectures at New Orleans Baptist Seminary, according to a Sept. 30, 2003, Baptist Press story.
In a recent issue of his Leadership Wired newsletter (Vol. 6, Issue 17), John Maxwell explains, "The ability to make the complex seem simple is a mark of a good communicator. Some people do this naturally--they have an innate capacity to explain complex concepts in ways that evoke understanding instead of vacant looks. As I often say, they know how to put the cookies on the lower shelf so everybody can have some.
With the growing need for churches that reach across cultures, Multicultural Ministry Handbook: Connecting Creatively to a Diverse World (IVP) will be a valuable resource for many church leaders. Edited by David Anderson and Margarita Cabellon, the book covers a variety of topics on ministry within a multicultural setting, including arts and worship, ministry to children and students and community outreach.
The topic of worship continues to be a source of conversation and conflict. William Dyrness offers a helpful resource to aid in that conversation with his book A Primer on Christian Worship (Wm. B. Eerdmans). The book offers a useful analysis of the current issues regarding worship and provides historical context to see how we have arrived at this point. Pastors and church leaders will find it a helpful tool.
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me any more?"
One day, a lady criticized D.L. Moody for his methods of evangelism in attempting to win people to the Lord. Moody's reply was, "I agree with you. I don't like the way I do it either. Tell me, how do you do it?"
An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son.