Not Really Bright

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence...

A Knock At The Door

A pastor visited his church members one Saturday. At one house it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door, even though the pastor knocked several times. Finally, the pastor took out his card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it on the door. Revelation 3:20 -- "Behold, I...