~ Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
~ Hang mistletoe over your desk.
~ Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
~ Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
~ Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
~ Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
~ Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.
~ Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
~ Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
~ Include a personal note on every email you send: "On a personal note, I'm feeling a bit tired and grumpy today."…"On a personal note, I'm pleased to announce that I got my highest score ever on Farmville last night."
~ Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
~ Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
~ Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. (from Mikey’s Funnies)
