* When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
* When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
* The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
* When the going gets tough, upgrade.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
* To err is human. To blame your computer for your mistakes is more human—it is downright natural.
* If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
* A complex system that does not work invariably is found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.
* When trying to explain to new computer users why something is happening that you don't understand: "I think you have a problem with the interface between the chair and the keyboard."
(Cybersalt)
