Sermon Humor

What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures: +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night. +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one). +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat. +45 - V... Continue Reading...

Who knew that crime would pay so much . . . and in chocolate no less! A student at Kansas State University recently had a Kit Kat bar stolen from his car on campus. The thief, however, was nice enough to lea... Continue Reading...

You Know You Are Out of College When... Your potted plants stay alive. Sleeping in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. You have to pay your own credit card bill. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a ... Continue Reading...

Here are some abnormal notes found on hospital medical charts: The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed ... Continue Reading...

Apparently Phoenix police are remarkably patient. According to an Oct. 27 UPI story, Phoenix police were pursuing a suspect with an outstanding warrant in a “low-speed chase” when the suspect pulled his truc... Continue Reading...

Sometimes what we meant to say or type in those church bulletins isn’t what shows up. ~ Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford" ~ Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep. ~ Diana and Don reques... Continue Reading...

Sometimes we get frustrated with what’s on television, but this customer took it to extremes. Actually it was pure clumsiness that caused a man in a British electronics store to bump into a series of large-s... Continue Reading...

Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud: ~ Name something a blind person might use: a sword ~ Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon ~ ... Continue Reading...

If it was a movie, we’d call it “Revenge of the Deer.” According to a Sept. 29 UPI story, a New Jersey woman hit a deer with her SUV, only to have the injured animal seek revenge by coming after her in the v... Continue Reading...

An 86-year-old Connecticut man and his wife awoke at 3:00 am hearing a lot of noise in their house. It turns out a bear had finished off all the watermelons in the garden and decided to come into the house in s... Continue Reading...