• You always go to bed early on Saturday night.
• You have to take a nap on Sunday afternoon.
• If you speak in alliterations.
• If your 5-minute chat lasts more than an hour.
• If, while you're chatting with your friend at a restaurant, people start dragging their chairs to sit at your table to listen in.
• If you enjoy slamming your palm on the front cover of the Bible a little too much.
• You've had your name painted on a church bus.
• You've run into the hospital just to check one of your members for a moment, and left four hours later having stopped to visit 14 patients.
• You've never attended a luncheon or other public function without being asked to offer the blessing.
