Someone asked a pastor who had a rather sizable pulpit blister, how he got that fat. He said, “I don’t know, it just snacked up on me.”
It’s time to diet when…
* You can see the pot at the end of the rainbow – and it’s yours.
* You take a shower, and nothing below your waist gets wet.
* You get your shoes shines, and you have to take the guy’s word for it.
* The couch gets up when you do.
* A Peeping Tom begs you to pull your window shades down.
* Kids run to you to stay in the shade.
* Your fingers get stuck in the holes of a dial telephone.
* But remember…if you cheat on your diet, you gain in the end.
-Joey Adams