A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was shocked when he found it would cost $50 an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.
“Hoot mon,” he said, “in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $20.”
“That might be true,” said the travel agent, “but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord Himself walked.”
“Well,” said the Scotsman, “at $50 an hour for a boat, it’s no wonder He walked.”(from Mikey’s Funnies)
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