Here are the top 10 signs you are broke:
10. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”
9. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
8. Long-distance companies don’t call you to switch.
7. You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.
6. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
5. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
4. Your bologna has no first name.
3. Sally Struthers sends you food.
2. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
The Number #1 Sign You Are Broke Is:
1. At communion you go back for seconds. (from The Daily Dilly)
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