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– You’d like to put on the gloves and go a few rounds with Benny Hinn.
– You think Exegesis should be an Olympic Event.
– You love to eat lunch alone so you don’t have to say grace out loud.
– You sort of enjoy inviting the Mormons in to “talk.”
– People apologize to you after they use profanity.
– While shaving, you’ve pointed at yourself in the mirror and shouted,
“REPENT!” just to see what you look like doing it.
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Submitted by John Branyan, from Internet for Christians newsletter, January 13, 1998
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